The Bottle of Beef Blog

 I've been secretly working on the libretto for the opera of my life. Here's what i've got for the warehouseman's aria (and ...

  MEEP Ahoy, there to you too. Meep meep meep? No, no, i'm always out of my depths. My flotation device might be a little worse for we...

  E: oh, ok, i guess that makes sense. B: does it? And more importantly, you're not even going to ask? E: ask what? B: you know, why t...

How to Read Marx Like a Human Not a Tool.  Ok, we need to set some ground rules here. First, we aren't debating anything. I'm tellin...

  And just like that, i'm stage right as rain. Up on the downside? It's hard being the only practitioner of Bottleism, mostly becaus...

 C: hey Bottle, guess what. B: chi...cken...butt?? C: nonono, we've officially recouped the expense of the first book. B: so you're ...

Today we're fully enjoying both kooky albums from doubleVee  (Allan and Barb Vest). If Pop-cabre were a genre, that's what i'd c...