The Bottle of Beef Blog

Ok, ok, i can't end it that way, the aftertaste is terrible. Luckily, i heard Exactly What You Wanted and i haven't reviewed the 3rd...

Friends, Minions, Skeletons, please don't throw miscellaneous body parts at me. We stand upon the gateway of the future. Not a future we...

B: alright, Skip. Towel time, giving up ghosts and stuff, how do we end this thing? E: well, i mean, it's kind of the epilogue in its ow...

 I suppose we could revisit Zager and Evans, ideologies are bad, m'kay? Why are they bad? Because they usually become lampoonishly infal...

 I've been secretly working on the libretto for the opera of my life. Here's what i've got for the warehouseman's aria (and ...

  MEEP Ahoy, there to you too. Meep meep meep? No, no, i'm always out of my depths. My flotation device might be a little worse for we...

  E: oh, ok, i guess that makes sense. B: does it? And more importantly, you're not even going to ask? E: ask what? B: you know, why t...