Sunday, November 8, 2020

Capital with Bottle, part 3

If my reading of Capital strikes you as weird, that's because it assumes that we aren't hell bent on burning the whole thing to the ground. Neither are we content to murder the bourgeoisie (whoever they are) and become the ruling class as a middle step toward utopia.

Communism as a political philosophy entails doing away with the market altogether, removing the system that creates a capitalist mentality. But, as i've showed you, his complaints are quite valid. He doesn't like child labor, the inability to have and use what you produce, the trophy wife oppression of women, the way that the exploited class revolts only to become the new bourgeoisie, in short exploitation.

The biggest problem with reading the theory is that it's very easy to just walk away and call it nonsense. But it's not nonsense. If there's enough food being produced for everyone to eat, let everyone eat it. If there isn't, produce more food. If there's too much food over there and not enough here, spread it out. Does that pretty shade of green come with a side of arsenic poisoning? Stop making it.

Am i a Communist? No. Am i angry about a lot of the same things all of you and Marx are angry about? Yes.

The biggest difficulty in all of this is that we get so wrapped up in the ideology that we lose the meaningful dialog about the actual problems. We forget that people argued with Marx on certain points, and agreed with him on others.

We are constantly bickering about theories of how people will react in a given situation, but making no effort to plan for those situations. I'm willing to work hard for the rewards of that hard work, i'm not willing to grind away at a stupid task just so you can have a mcmansion in a gated community and tell me i'm a loser.

There has to be some meaningful compromise.

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Ok, so we've read volume 1 of Capital (and possibly revisited the Communist Manifesto in the process). Obviously we could keep going in the understanding that Marx the person isn't there anymore. He spent the last few years of his life doing exactly what i do. Writing notes, essays, doing more research, but he died and Engels did all the assembling. Marx isn't there to debate his ideas, debate other Communists with different ideas, change his mind, watch the US do all sorts of terrible things all over the world, privatize prisons and throw drug addicts in there then capitalize on their free labor. Sure, he was alive and reading about our civil war as it happened, but he would have had a field day over the last hundred years.

The popular sentiment now is that we are in "late stage capitalism," that information dump i mentioned where it's all wildly uncontrollable and everyone overreacts and we burn it all to the ground. Some people think Trump was trying to prevent that, others (like me) think that he was bafoonishly going on national television and unknowingly reciting Communist talking points. He inherited a capitalist fortune with absolutely no understanding of how he himself had been exploited to create it. 

Regardless, we should be able to come to some explanation of what is or isn't Marxism with regard to his narrow definition of Capitalism in general. Remember, Marx has told us that capitalism develops on top of market based economics through the manipulation of capital (obtained by draining the market of money by continually devaluing labor). Even though his theory is that this development is inevitable, we can see that the two things are quite different in his mind, and we know that his larger idea is preventing the exploitation. Marx the self-taught economic theorist has no idea how to do that, so Marx the Communist says unless you have a better idea, throw the whole thing in the dumpster and light it on fire. 

Is Marx the Communist actually saying "kill Barry the Boss anyway, make airplanes to your heart's content, and fly them wherever you want," or is he simply telling us Barry doesn't own the labor of his employees and we should refuse to work for him without adequate compensation? We can't answer those questions.

What we can do is compare the blatant idealism of Communism to the blatant greed of Exceptionalist Capitalism as Marx might understand it. I call it exceptionalist because America (the idealized nation) believes itself to be unique, devoid of similarity to past cultures and nations, the exception to every theory of everything. Obviously i think that's absurd, but that's not the point. The point is that Marx was simply building an opposite idea to the forms of Western Capitalism he himself experienced. Those forms are not exactly what we call capitalism in daily conversation, but more closely resemble what we call Crony Capitalism (not happy go lucky market risk, but political favoritism for certain businesses over others through lobbying or straight up bribery).

Arguing for a stateless society is actually a Marxist idea. The state before Marxism is the regulator of the commodity of money, the state after Marxism is the absense of the need for money because we collectively make what we all agree we want. Words are tricky little things, remember. "The State" can and does refer to very different ideas because it actually applies to the rule book not the referee. The conflict manifests between the participants inside the market and the regulators controlling the commodity of money. Marx says Capitalism creates a world economy in its own image; wealthy nations exploiting poorer nations for cheap labor and political power. That certainly seems to be what we are doing, and it's making the problem worse. And as for private property, grazing cattle on public land is only possible if it's "public land" after all.

Having the working class be the ruling class makes no sense, it is merely the closest analogy Marx could use to describe it. Saying that a heavily regulated market is Marxist makes no sense because there is no market.  The whole thing is nonsensical because it has been defined as an irreconcilable binary opposition with pure greed on one hand and complete satiation on the other. Reality lives somewhere in the middle. 

What i'm trying to get at is that defining your position in terms of this bizarre Capitalism v Communism thing is nonsense from both sides. The actual Marxist view of capitalism focuses on the common sense things that we pretty much all agree are terrible, and the capitalist view of communism defends those terrible things while blaming communists for forcing them to do it. Regular everyday people can't tell the difference anymore, so we get anti-capitalist conspiracy theories from ardent capitalists claiming that communists want everyone to be homeless and steal your car to drive to their tax funded abortion appointment.

Too much Bottle on that one? Sorry, i just don't want to go back to being exploited, i mean work tomorrow.

Saturday, November 7, 2020

Capital with Bottle part 2

We have to be very careful when we read chapter 4 because words are tricky little things that twist and distort. So, rather than reading his words from our own internal dictionary, we have to read them with what Marx tells us those words mean to him. He's going to define "capital" and "capitalist" in a very specific way. It's a fun little gameshow: Bottle of Beef presents You're Not A Capitalist. You almost certainly participate in the thing we all call "capitalism," but probably not in the way you thought you did. 

Capital comes from the markup of a commodity, and it exists only in the act of obtaining a commodity in order to sell it at a higher price for a profit that you do not intend to spend. In his own words, you invest $100 in some commodity you don't actually care about simply to get back $110. Then take that $110 and do it again to get back $130, and so on, all the while refusing to spend any of that profit for things you will consume. A capitalist is a person who practices this type of money hoarding at the expense of the market, draining the market itself for power. In other words, a capitalist intentionally destabilizes the market itself for monetary gain. That is a radically different notion than our modern day usage of the term capitalism. For us regular everyday people the hoarding of money as Marx describes it is a perfectly acceptable practice because we are 1) saving in order to spend for much more valuable commodities than simple barter can support, and 2) we have no intention of radically damaging the market itself for personal gain. Scrooge McDuck is a capitalist, Papa John is just an extravagant doofus. 

Jokes aside, we have to understand what is and isn't capitalism according to Marx. The simple fact that each person who handles a commodity adds value to the final price of that commodity is not capitalism, per se. Rather, it is simply the accumulation of labor. Fruit from 1,000 miles away that came on two trains and a semi should obviously cost more than fruit grown 2 miles away by a local farmer (the difficulty of growing fruit in your specific location notwithstanding). That's because there are many more people exchanging their labor for money along the way. That is what Marx lumps under the term "coincidental," because the consumer cannot reasonably predict those fluctuations on a day to day basis. So long as they eventually even themselves out, everything is as good as it can be. 

In contrast, a Marxian capitalist is someone who intentionally manipulates that entire process in order to pull the commodity of money out of the system for purely monetary gain. That is a large part of the reason he equates a capitalist with a miser. 

Are you simply buying and selling things to amass more money than everyone else so that they can't afford to buy the things they want? No? Congratulations! You're not a capitalist, according to Marx.

Totally worth it to see the balloons and confetti popup on screen.

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You might be surprised that that's it. That's the end of Capital.

But, but, what about the next 2,000 pages?

There's no easy way to tell you this, but Marx is dead. What follows is at best Christopher Tolkien's loving continuation of his dad's notes about Middle Earth, and at worst Lenin telling his goons to go ahead and murder the Romanov's in the basement where they are being held captive under false pretenses of rescue. But, he died well before that. That was Lenin's idea.

Volume 1 of Capital is simply a description of capitalism, what it is and how it develops. This is a materialist description, meaning that it focuses on describing the actual historical events that lead to a particular situation rather than philosophies and ideals. It does not pretend to solve those problems, it simply elaborates how they come to be a problem.

So, Marx is describing the abstract concept of commodity markets and he breaks the whole thing down into two binary relationships. There are producers of commodities, call them workers, craftsmen, laborers, whatever. They stand in opposition to merchants, not because there is any conflict or animosity between the two, but because trading commodities involves both a seller and a buyer, both operating from fundamentally different points of view. The producer is interested in exchanging for equivalence and the merchant is interested in maintaining that equivalence in the broadest sense. The producer compares wants, the merchant compares values. This whole market stands in another opposition to the owners of the market itself, that is "the state." Whatever form that state takes, it has the job of not letting the commodity of money grow wildly out of proportion to the entire quantity of commodities, money being the universal equivalent.

Marx the person sees this as a form of internal conflict. That conflict manifests in antagonism between the participants in a market and the shall we say regulators of the market itself. Marx is obviously referring to workers and factory owners (the proletariat and the bourgeoisie). The closest modern equivalent, in my opinion, is the conflict between everyday people and major corporations. I don't mean the people in offices doing their jobs like you, i mean that imaginary human that we have come to associate with the corporation itself.

Kevin in accounting is no more a Capitalist than Helen punching rivot holes on the line. They are both trading their commodity (abstract labor) for money and intend to spend that money for other commodities. Their individual salaries are theoretically irrelevant. I think the confusing part is that we forget that Helen isn't selling those rivot holes to the company for their equivalent value of money any more than Kevin is looking to steal some part of Helen's paycheck. Instead, Helen and Kevin and everyone else are simply contributing to the total amount of labor in the same way that everyone in your family might have specific daily chores. The general price of an airplane is determined by the amount of labor involved in producing it compared to other commodities.

So, can we construct a scenario that will give us some insight into Karl's opinion of this situation? I think so, we just can't get too carried away.

Let's say they make airplanes, and for all sorts of reasons nobody wants airplanes anymore. They can't sell their airplanes, so there isn't much point in working there anymore and they close up shop and head off in separate directions to find a different thing to make. That sucks, but such is life. 

But if instead, Barry the boss only cares about turning his 5 million investment into 7 million, he might invent all sorts of ways to manipulate the system. He might cut everyone's paycheck in half regardless of the final selling price without any concern for what that will do to the larger economy. That would make me mad, so i can see why Marx would be mad too. Marx would probably blame that terrible thing on Barry's Capitalist greed because there was no market reason to do it other than money grabbing. Helen and Kevin might be pretty mad too and kill Barry. Marx is saying he's seen it happen a thousand times and trying to describe why he thinks it happens. Obviously he doesn't want people like Barry to do that, but he doesn't have any sure fire plan to stop it from happening a thousand more times. All he's saying is that he thinks it is an inherent danger of Capitalism in general.

That's my interpretation of what we've read. Do you disagree with my interpretation? Have i unknowingly made some crazy assumption? Do we need to go backward and read The Communist Manifesto for historical perspective?

If you need some deeper explanation of why i'm doing this, it's because today's general daily banter about Marxism and Communism and lefty righty revolutions don't make any sense to me. People in general are saying things backward from how i understand them, and i think that's because no one has actually read any of this stuff. It's just empty headed regurgitating of third or fourth hand gossip.

Part 3

Friday, November 6, 2020

Capital, with Bottle part 1

 Note: copied from facebook posts

https://political-economy.com/capital-karl-marx/

A couple days ago i shared a link so you could download Capital and read it for free. I'll put it in a comment if you missed it. I've casually read chapter one, and i assume you all did too. Of course you did, you guys are inquisitive and not content to just recycle third hand catch phrases from the last hundred something years. So, you're probably thinking "why am i reading this boring treatise on classical market economics by an old dead guy in a library with nothing better to do than read history and politico-economic discourse and then write about it from his own point of view?" The answer of course is that that's what scholars do; that's what half the country thinks is a waste of time. It's why facebook and twitter and wikipedia aren't valid sources of academic knowledge. 


So, chapter one. What's a commodity? 


It's a useful thing people make/produce specifically to trade for other useful things. That's a loaded definition, and chapter one presents a reasonably thorough explanation of how the concept of value is embedded inside a commodity. If it seems boring and pedantic, that's because it is; you have to define all of your terminology or else no one will understand what you're actually talking about. A pretzel doesn't just magically equal 3/5 of a roasted peanuts (that's a Steely Dan joke if you don't regularly read my album reviews). 


It can be a little hard to really understand what we aren't talking about in chapter 1: no money, no different types of labor, no profit or loss, just the simple mechanism by which we determine the amount of different things being equivalent. Marx says that equivalence comes from human labor, whereas people before him said "i dunno." Not specialized labor like you're thinking about, but the abstract notion that there is an average time and energy required to complete any task, and that we can determine equivalences from the sum total of the labor involved. He uses weaving linen as an example. 


He also uses that infamous word "bourgeois," but he uses it only in the contemporaneous context that his audience understands it to explain why it makes the whole thing really confusing. 


Do you have questions about chapter 1? I might be able to answer them, or i might not. Please keep in mind that we are merely reading a book. Yes, it's a book that many people have used to justify killing each other, but so is the Bible, and so too are nonsense Beatles lyrics. The only purpose of this endeavor is to actually read it so that you can use the fact that you have actually read it as basis for your future feelings and opinions about Marxist theory, whatever they may be. 


Marx is not simply a crazy guy in the woods like the unabomber. He is widely considered the inventor of modern sociology. Capital is by all definitions a scholarly text on economics (albeit cutting edge 1800s economics), whether you agree with his theories or not, and i believe in complete intellectual freedom. I will obviously weigh in with my own opinions, and you should too, but i do ask that you make some effort to keep them inside the scope of the actual book. It makes no difference whether you or i agree with Marx or not, only that we understand the subject matter. I can't stress this enough, you must let go of any preconceived notions and simply listen to another person express their ideas. If you want to participate, please do. If you want to just insult people, please don't. I like funny comments as much as anybody, but don't forget that this is exactly the "public service" and "publication" component us doctorate level scholars do, albeit in facebook rather than auditorium form (i just don't have a major university sponsoring me while i do it).

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Chapter 2 of Capital should kind of smack you in the forehead like you could have had a V8. You have to A) understand that people own their wares, and B) mutually agree to exchange them. You trade things that aren't valuable to you for things you want (aka are valuable to you) in proportions you both agree are equivalent. 


There are some important points here. First, the value or equivalence of commodities is not magically apparent on the surface, it only comes into existence at the moment of trade, and each and every trade redefines those values. If you try to escape that exchange in some way, then there is no value of equivalence anymore. Second, money is itself a commodity, but it functions as a universal equivalent because everyone accepts the exchange of money as a commodity. The confusing part is that as soon as you accept this universal equivalent as money, you tend to forget all of the complex relationships that gave it comparative value in the first place. Third, you have to again remind yourself what we are not talking about. We aren't talking about the intricacies of haggling, bargaining, and negotiation. We are looking at a functioning system of trade after the labor/production is over. 


That last distinction is important. We aren't promising to do work in the future, or guessing about the usefulness of the commodities at hand. That usefulness is constantly being evaluated in the process of exchange, and we the observers are not actively participating. The active participants load up the useful things they have but don't need, and head out to exchange them for different useful things with other people doing the same. That's "the economy" as far as this book is concerned at the moment. 


I should also mention that we aren't really concerned with the end notes of each chapter. They serve as documentation of the ideas he is including or arguing about, but they don't really do much for the kind of naive reading we are doing. We aren't sitting around a table plotting world domination, or studying for a test. We might disagree with his descriptions or assumptions, but we have to remember that we're listening to Marx express ideas. We can't start debating those ideas until after we understand what he's trying to say.

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Chapter 3 begins the introduction to precious metals as the basis for monetary systems. We're getting close to our modern understanding, so it's easy to let your imagination run away with you. The important thing to keep in mind is that we imagine a "gold standard" for the equivalences of precious metals. We can use any such metal as money so long as its own value remains consistent to the value of gold, which is in turn based on the labour of obtaining it. The actual price of buying gold does not affect its status as a universal equivalent because that characteristic is based on units of weight. An ounce of gold is an ounce of gold no matter how much stuff you can trade for it. 


All this stuff is, to my mind, basic economics. Certain aspects of it may be more or less understandable to you, but i think we can all mostly agree that it is a reasonable explanation of the historical development of Western Economics, or at the very least the things you were taught with regard to economics in a "common sense" kind of way. 


It's easy to get carried away if you try to give a present day example, but i think i can do a reasonable job. Let's say i have way too many records that i don't want to listen to anymore, but i don't have any potatoes that i want to eat. I know from all my trips to the grocery store that i can buy a bag of potatoes for around $3, and i know plenty of people who would give me $3 for one of my records. In this ideal model of economics, i go sell a record to that guy for $3, then go buy a bag of potatoes for $3 and presto change-o, economy accomplished. Yes that's simplistic, but i think you'll agree that it's a tangible example of real world activity. 


We can let our minds wander a little at this point. With regard to labor, it's easy to justify why used records are cheaper than new records, computers cost more than a bag of dirt, boiling up a pretzel isn't quite as costly as roasting peanuts, a day spent driving a bus isn't really that much different than a day spent entering receipts into a spreadsheet. We all have a mental checklist of things that are roughly equivalent and we exchange the results of that labor frequently enough to keep those relationships relatively stable. We might wake up to find that my potato/record exchange cost $4 or $2, but i would instinctively try to compensate because i haven't changed my mental equivalence between a record and a bag of potatoes; that would take several instances of failed exchanges to adjust. From an observer's standpoint, i'm still selling some quantity of records and using that money to buy some quantity of potatoes, or some other equivalent commodity. So long as there are people who buy my unwanted records, i will exchange them for things i do want in a similar fashion. 


Got it? Good. 


The rest of section 1 is a historical synopsis of the development of fiat currency. Regardless of your feelings about it, it has repeatedly happened throughout history and it's where we are today. So long as nobody jumps ship or tries to get too sneaky, it still works well. 


When we continue reading we see that my example is exactly what Marx describes; his example is the weaver selling 20 yards of linen and using the money to buy a bible of equal price. We aren't reading anything into those specific items, by the way, the weaver is simply trading what he has for what he wants via money the same way i did in my example. 


Continuing to read we see that Marx addresses exactly the same problem i raised. I'm looking at pages 136 and 137 in the pdf i shared with you. He talks about all those scenarios where the guy gets surprised by not being able to effectively trade, and points out that so long as he is able to make some trade for his wares the system is functioning properly. One bad day doesn't mean the system is broken. One day he might not get much, the next he might get more, such is life. 


What follows is a lengthy description of the process of buying and selling commodities where each purchase removes a commodity while the money continues toward infinity, enabling further purchases. That continual drifting away only stops when someone "takes the money and runs," or less humorously has no intention of spending it. To put it bluntly, if you stop buying things, the economy dies. 


The rest of section 2 is kind of an information dump, but it's easy to follow the progression from coins of gold/silver/etc. To paper money that represents only the circulating portion of exchange (the infinite chain of buying things), until finally we get the novel money (currency) issued by "the state" as an abstract representation of bullion. That fiat currency only exists inside the state itself for the obvious reason that anyone outside that state has no understanding of these funny coins and papers as representations of money. There is still a universal form of money at the highest level, but inside a particular community we can use technically worthless representations without any problem, so long as the amount of currency in circulation represents the sum cost of all commodities. 


And now, on page 169, we get to hoarding. I don't want to drag this out, so hoarding money is simply not buying things you want. There are good reasons to do it and bad reasons to do it, but what follows for the rest of chapter 3 is a description of the growth of local hoards (think of banks in general), and the growth of credit and debt to such an extent that the whole system becomes unstable and wildly unpredictable save for the fact that when banks have way more money than normal it is obvious that the exchange of commodities is stagnating. 


Hold on Bottle. This is all starting to sound like what the people who are somehow vehemently against Marxism are saying. 


Well, you know, we're only on page 200 something of a 2,000 page multi-volume work. He could make a u-turn. He could dive into the empty swimming pool head first and not prove me right. I don't get the sense that the first 3 chapters are written in the form of sarcasm, but i'm also not opposed to the idea that i'm the one who has it all backward. He hasn't told us we're wrong for participating in common sense economic activity, but maybe i'm missing something. Maybe this is just a faulty bizarro copy of Capital and Marx really thought that manipulating currency streams to generate new forms of economic slavery was super awesome. Look at those schmucks making stuff and trading it for other stuff, what a bunch of losers. 


Now, i'm not going to make any real predictions, i'm just commenting on reading the book. I am reading the book, and so far he has outlined classical economics, elaborated on the ways that people attempt to manipulate that system for unfair advantage, and given us clear examples of how that historically played out. It appears to be backward from what everyone claims Marxist theory to be, and actually coincides with what explicitly anti-Marxist talking points say we should be doing instead. He could be trolling us, and i'll have a nice hearty belly laugh if he is. 


I'm going to take a break and give you all the chance to digest both the book and what i've said so far. I'll also find somewhere to compile it so you don't have to work as hard. If you're just now joining us, we're reading Capital by Karl Marx and i welcome you to read it too. Go find a copy, or scroll through my previous posts to find a link to it (just go to my feed and scroll down a ways). The only real danger is that we might learn something in the process.....

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Today is kind of a refresher course. I just want to outline what happens in the first 3 chapters of Capital. At a fundamental level, we humans barter, that is face to face exchange of commodities. Obviously, bartering can only work in a highly localized community, and it is an explicitly social activity. On top of this barter system, we superimpose the concept of a universal equivalent, aka money. Money is an intricate concept, both a commodity in its own right and an external measurement of comparative value, but we all understand it as a useful way to facilitate exchange over longer distances, between very different communities, in exactly the same social exchanges of commodities that constitute barter. 


But, this is only one side of economic activity. There is a mirror image, so to speak. While one person trades a commodity for money then trades that money for other commodities, his counterpart trades money for a commodity then trades those commodities for money. We can use whatever terms we want for these two people, but "worker" and "merchant" seem the easiest to my mind. The really important part is that we distinguish between the two frames of reference: C-M-C and M-C-M. We might be participating in one or the other for any particular exchange, so we have to understand which one is taking place. 


Similarly, there is a difference between the regulating of money as a commodity in its own right and using that money for its intended universal equivalence. For now though, we simply assume that a person is engaged in one or the other at any particular time. 


You will also notice that Marx has a shall we say Bottle of Beef quality to his writing. You can tell there are things that make him mad, and ideas he thinks are stupid. I gloss over that stuff because it doesn't really change the theoretical model he is describing. He's mad about certain ways this system has been manipulated and our task is to understand why he thinks those things are terrible. 


I've given you an example of how it might apply to my own life in a limited context. Though remedial, i think most of you can see how the C-M-C side of this model describes some basic principles we all accept. It may not represent your actual day to day life very well, but we are reading a book from the 19th century here in the 21st century. Maybe the closest modern day phenomenon is a theoretical "garage sale" based economy. People sell their unwanted stuff, take that money, and buy your unwanted stuff; old records, clothes, cookware, chicken waterers, toys, useful things being exchanged through the universal equivalent of our modern form of money. The overall prices are extremely small (much smaller than buying these items new) because the amount of work spent acquiring them is miniscule compared to making them in the first place. Swap meets and pawn shops might also be reasonable examples of finite commodity markets; the more useful or desirable an item, the more money we all expect to spend. Furthermore, if we all stop participating, then the pawn shop will go out of business. 


Everybody happy so far? Questions? Things about the model that don't make sense, or things you completely disagree with? As i've said before, i think i understand it, he hasn't said anything illogical or false, it's a reasonable basic foundation for economic activity distilled from studying the history of Western civilizations. Still though, we should leave some time for it to percolate in our minds before going on to chapter 4.

Part 2

Sunday, June 14, 2020

Definitely don't read this


Some part of this will offend you. I'm curious which part that is. Antifa is not a thing. It's just a word that some people use to generalize a wide variety of groups that very generically "are against fascism." It's super helpful to those people because it means you don't know the name of that particular group of people. They don't have a mask like Anonymous, or a badge like police officers, or any of that. I personally don't care that a few city blocks of Seattle look like a war zone because i don't like whatever terrible thing that city does to its coffee. I'm the one with BPD, but i'm watching the whole world act like everyone has it. People murder each other in fort dodge every other day, but the murderer always ends up being "not competent to stand trial," when two or three years ago the state decided it couldn't afford to run its mental health facilities.
I'm the paranoid egotistical maniac who struggles to find center. Dear 'merica, have some ice cream or masturbate or pet a dog or take different drugs or something. I don't know about you, but i have to go to work tomorrow looking like the poster child for PTSD. That sucks, in case you missed the memo.


Saturday, May 30, 2020

Dont read this

I can't anymore. The Boston Tea Party was much more complicated than a mere example of a riot about taxes.

The tea taxes were a means for England to raise funds to pay Colonial Governors to remain loyal to England. But, and here's the important part, the British East India Company was absolved from paying these taxes on Chinese tea (giving them a massive advantage over colonial importers), and they were instead diverted onto colonial merchants. Thus they were being taxed by a foreign government without representation in Parliament. Several ships had been turned away without problem in other colonies, but the Governor of Boston refused to let the ships leave. In return, Britain punished the shit out of everyone, and we fought a war. Oh, by the way, they dressed up like Native Americans so they wouldn't be identified.

If you're arguing for war, great! If you're not arguing for war, too bad you're arguing for war. If i'm lucky someone will mercifully kill me before i have to care.

And that's why i write all my words and don't share memes.